Santa Poring : The Looter of Santa Claus' Trash.

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Way back , my two cousins and I were playing RO on an internet cafe. I was really poor , weak and starting out back then. `Twas around Christmas (I think) , when the Santa Porings and Antonio first appeared on pRO. There was a sudden rave about santa hats back then. Was I stupid on being caught in that frenzy.

Anyway, I mentioned I was poor. I was a thief back then , and I was caught off guard by the Santa Hat craze , and desperately want to be filthy stinking rich. I tried many options known to me , but none worked ( I suck at these things.). But that was when I started to HUNT for these Santa Hats.

Thus , my quest for the santa hat began.

"Kuya! Sabi nila sa Lutie daw maraming Santa Poring!" I told my cousin.
"Punta ka Alde , sa may tower , hanapin mo si Santa , yung tunay mong ama! LolZzz!" Answered the idiot. The idiot whom I owe my unforgettable memory to.

I then walked , yes , walked to Alde Baran from the Magical town of Geffen .
When I was two maps above Geffen, I was starting to lose my excitement . But there she was , like an angel whose wings were mercilessly cut from her back and dried with lip balm(LOL) , a Priestess of Odin , who was doing something I forgot , walking . I was dumbfounded when I noticed she was walking , instead of using her teleporting power. `Twas like a gift from Odin himself, as she asked me where I am going.

"Sa Alde po ate cute." I answered , followed by a /pif emoticon.

"Warp na kita , cute ako eh . " She replied with, a /heh afterwards.

I thanked her as she was casting the miraculous skill , Warp Portal.

I was excited , adrenalin filling my body , as I was warped near Kafra. Kafra is snobbish, I have been talking to her but she wouldn't answer. I even tried PMing her , yet she wouldn't answer. Of course she wouldn't . She won't talk to poor people. XD. That might have increased my drive for finding that hat.

I talked to santa, wondering why he wouldn't ask if I was naughty. Then , I just told him I wanted to go to Lutie. He then warped me.

When I was warped , there was already two Santa Porings hopping around.
"Watch out jelly-things! Imma take your hat's off!!" I whispered. My cousins at the same time said "Huh?". They were ignored by me , mainly because of my goal-driven spirit.

After a dozen porings or so, I could only get candies... What am I , a kid?
I killed three (maybe) more , and still no hat. Then , the unexpected happened. When I killed a poring , I got something..... Guess what?




















Nope , not a santa hat.
-Santa Poring Card-

I felt my heart skipped a hundred beats , death , then resurrected by an Yggdrasil Leaf.
"cc....c...card.." I mumbled.
Quickly I picked it up, afraid of what other porings can do , since my HP is at the red.
It was my first card anyway.
Quickly after picking it , a GARM spawned right in front of me.
I died.

I never did get my Santa Hat.